Program
Runs

Thursday evening

20.01 Right after the Grand Opening

Rumors are that we will be welcomed by a marching band.

Runners have dinner at 18.00  You don't want to run on a full belly, 

As from 18.15 - Walkers con join dinner but please let the serious runners get their food first but don't linger, the official opening of the weekend is at 19.45.

Lead hare - Happy Hooker

Friday morning

09.00 Hidden Asset and friends organize a Bike Hash for Friday. Just for comfort, this part of the Netherlands is as flat as a pancake. They will also arrange for bicycles, no need to drag your own from te far end of the world. It is a private initiative and not included in the weekend fee. THIS EVENT IS FULLY BOOKED

Friday morning

11:00 There was only room for 15 on this one and fully booked within a second

Friday evening

20.01 PubCrawl - There are ten pubs to find, and you have to find them all. No excuses. Running allowed. Shades is in charge. Wear your Special Pub Crawl shirt.

We move our arses towards the South (and East) where the hills and forests are. There are runs for all shapes and sizes Read your 9 July e-mail.

Trail reservations dd 17-7-2023

Be on time - five minutes before departing time, we fill the seats with those who did not make a reservation.

More clear, you trail reservation is valid till five minutes before departing

departure times (these are departure times, not friendly suggestions)

09.00  #1 BallBreaker

09.30  #4 Ball Bender

10.00  #5 Three Countries

10.30  #3 Hazz Challenge

11.00  #2 German Shiggy Paradise

11.00  #6 Brass & Pants

11.30  #8 Old Farts Stroll

Buses depart from P2, that is where the registration was

What if someone failed to sign up for a run?

Then they can revert to the old way: show up at your preferred run and check for available seats. Five minutes before departing time, we start filling the empty seats. Don't worry, they will still have a choice somewhere between 7km and 25+km.

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Boar Whore is our TrailMaster. 

Buses depart between 09:00 and 11:30, we let you know in time. 

• All trails (with exception of the Old Farts Stroll) have at least three hares

• Circles will be on-site. Each circle (with exception of the Old Farts Stroll) has at least two RA's.

• Bring your own drinking vessels. 

• Bring tap water in case you get tired of beer and whine.

09.00 hrs _______________________
#1  Ball Breaker (RUN 25+km). Only the strong survive, stragglers will be trampled.

• Lead hare = Late Commer (Aarhus H3)

• Deputy assistant hares = Made 2 Cum, Massive Attack, Tasty Piss

• RA = Boar Whore, Opee, Hello Kitty Fucker

11.00 hrs _______________________
#2  German Shiggy Paradise (RUN 15km). Discover Germany's finest shiggy, bring a change of clothes!.

• Lead hare = Ich Been Laiden (Berlin H3)

• Deputy assistant hares = Fucking Intense, RingPiece, Short Fat and Black

• RA's = Sweet Transvestite, Something Blew

10.30 hrs_______________________
#3 Haz Challenge (RUN 12km or WALK 7km). See how it's done by the #1 hash traveller.

• Lead hare = Hazukashii (Vagabond H3)

• Deputy assistant hare = Drog Queen, Laa-Laa

• RA's = Sloppy Stool, Tranny Granny

09.30 hrs _______________________
#4 Ballbender (WALK 12km). A long one but gentle on your knees.

• Lead hare = King Ralph (Vindobona H3)

• Deputy assistant hare = Any Cock Will Do, Dr. No

• RA's = MOM, Petersout, WEE WEE

10.00 hrs _______________________
#5 Three Countries (RUN 9km or WALK 6km) A-to-B. One landmark, three countries, no passport required.

• Lead hare = Ban the Cock (Asuncion H3)

• Deputy assistant hares = Dirty Dancer, Double Dutch Mountain, Pirate Of Queeribean, Wouldn't Chew

• RA's =  Cosmo, Biggles, Yard Sucker

11.00 hrs _______________________ 
#6 BRAS & Pants (RUN/WALK 6km) + €7 for brewery. A walk in the park followed by a beer tasting. 

• Lead hare = MegaSaurArse (Edinburgh H3)

• Deputy assistant hares = For Sale or Rent, Headless Mullet, Oral Sex, Shaggus, SmartArse

• RA's = Smart Arse, Mr X, MegaSaurArse, Oral Sex

11.30 hrs _______________________
#8 Old Farts Stroll (PUBWALK 3 km) + cash. Undercover pub crawl in Venlo, bring cash.

• Lead Hare = Tinkerbell (CUM H3)

• Deputy assistant hares = WindSock

• RA = Urine 

• GM = BeefEater

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#99 Never Ever Leave The Camp (0 km). For those too lazy, hangovered or not mobile enough to even do the pubwalk. You're on your own and can take a series of power naps while the estate is strangely quiet. Lead Hare = You deputy assistant hares = Yourself

Sunday morning

10.31 Hangover run - We take off right after breakfast. The run is on-site.      Parking P2

Hares - Hannover Hangover Crew
(they are from Hannover somewhere)